Don't worry guys, he works in the industry 🙄

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Dropped the F-Bomb over the police frequency one night...

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Question and am I screwed?

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Remember folks 911 is for emergencies only!

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This guy I’m hugging in this picture.. i picked up the 911 call that saved his life.

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Remember folks, 911 is for emergencies only!

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One thing that annoys me the most? This...when a single unit is doing traffic stops non stop ALL DAY..when we have 50 other things going on and i keep getting interrupted.

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I felt we could all relate to this

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Absolutely

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Happy Monday! Good morning from North Texas! Let’s make it a great week folks :)

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Someone needs to put out a PSA letting the elderly people it's perfectly ok to call in..

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Accurate!

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bar graph showing a tally of the calls taken by one call taker over a 12 hour shift for one year (click to enlarge it’s not as blurry as it looks I promise)

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For when you need to work during Easter, you do the Easter brunch in the control room

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I'm tired boss

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A shift at the Zeeland-West-Brabant regional combined dispatch center posing for a picture

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Nope, thought you could handle it all.

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tfw when you’re on your 50th time saying “sir” to get the irate callers attention and you already know on your QA/QI it’ll say “next time try to control the call”

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I reblog this every time I see it, because almost 7 years of doing this and it's still accurate

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Pray for us, fellow Dispatchers and Operators.

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[Meme]

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hi, how are you?

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This would be the officers where I used to work. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I’m free. I finally got out guys. I just had to share this positive feeling with all of you. It’s been a long 10+ years but I am finally ending this chapter. Thank you all 😊

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Or another good one...”Where is your emergency? ..”At my house”

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I mean, he's not lying...

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Zone 6

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“I need you to give me this information so we can arrange the right help”

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Made some patches for my fellow Burning Man dispatchers

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Anyone else use dark humor at work?

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Reading through EMD like...

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Every Time

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Top 10 U.S States with the most 911 Calls

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Repost from /r/newjersey, I know many of you can relate

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These situations have resulted in many funny recordings over the years.

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So you want to be a dispatcher...?

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When the unit asks you what the business name is just to make you say “Big Daddy’s Meat Market” over the air

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Thankfully it was just an out of control burn from my neighbor that was burning behind my barn. And it was put out just in time. My yard is covered in pine needles this time of year, so the fire spreads very fast. Could’ve been bad.

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Indiana Plate Codes Guide - Made this guide card for my PSAP & wanted to share - Hopefully it can help you all as much as it's helped us! - I compiled it from a packet about 50 pages long of every Indiana vehicle type - Let me know of any mistakes - I can also send a higher quality PDF if you DM me!

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It's affirmative or negative, not copy!

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...you’re not dispatching, I’m dispatching.

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Just had this conversation.... 🙄🙄

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You’ll never catch me fighting for day shift

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“Is a 911 operator a career?”

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[Meme]

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No. I don't say 10-4 until I'm sure I know what they've said. Thank you lawd for recoreding software...

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Durham 911 center has no one answering 911 calls - Large city in NC that apparently lost a lot of staff last week in a walk out

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Sunday-Monday overnights really do be slow as hell. Animal Crossing it is.

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Hey, don’t do that.

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Dispatch Problems

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You know you're a Dispatcher when..

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Gave the work skeleton an upgrade

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I was the dispatcher during an active shooter incident. The company involved made these boxes for the first responders containing the glass from the front doors that were shot out. The back says We stepped over this broken glass to safety because of you. We won't forget.

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[Meme] Maybe try going to the residence before having me ping the phone...

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What's your best out of context call note?

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Brace yourselves

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Greetings from Wyoming. I wanted to share our Centers patch and coin!

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I make these as the situations arise...

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Coronavirus: *exists* Admin:

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I’m not getting dispatcher vibes from this one

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R/911dispatchers in a nutshell

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Activate EMS

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Low staffing..?

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“And can I get your badge number”

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Anyone else on the graveyard shift have an insane sleep schedule?

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BINGO: 911 edition (All in good fun, don’t @ me)

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I passed the Criticall!! First timer- score of 100.0!! Not gonna lie I thought I bombed it

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Sonofabitchhhhh

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Remote Calltaking

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Tell me EXACTLY what’s happened

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🤷🏼‍♂️

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An extra happyThanksgiving to all of us working tonight!

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Every medical I’ve ever received

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So... How's your Friday night going?

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I just want to go home for beer thirty.

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When the caller says “You know what, Imma talk to someone else” and hangs up, only to get you again on the callback

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Just you wait til it happens to you

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The view alone makes it worth it to come in

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A group of what?? Someone come get your trainee 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Every time

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Charcuterie boards are adult lunchables: change my mind.

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Oh...shit...

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Sometimes I just want to reach into the phone and wack them a little, especially after a bad call

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How I feel about 90% of Suspicious Persons calls

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Sometimes I'm quiet and sometimes they just aren't listening...

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it be this way some times

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Thought you all could appreciate a call like this. Ever had something like this?

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Me, a trainee, answering 911 calls

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This is what working for a good agency looks like! $500 award since we’ve been working 4 hours mandatory OT for a few months.

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Here's what our desk looks like from the best call center in Quebec!

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My favorite is when they're in the back of the patrol car.

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To add to this, you deserve vacation days too.

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“You got your job, I got mine. Stay off my air and help my officers.”

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What’s your outlet for tough calls? Mine is poetry

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My Heart

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“Dramatic music” is always a delta level call.

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I got a letter...

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It’s official: 22 years, 9 months, and a handful of days. What a long, strange trip it’s been.

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Truth

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A little late to the party, but 4th of July 🥳

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When you get those callers that are a little too helpful with their spelling

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Yaaaa....

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So proud..

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💯

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What is your agency doing for you guys? At my center, they put some of us in separate rooms dispatching from portable radios, issued masks and gloves and provided cleaning products... after a supervisor tested positive!

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Sometimes I do actually love this job. Runaway Emu today

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How did y’all night go?

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Vaccines up in this bitch!

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Anyone else sure this will happen to them in the next few weeks?

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Also useful for items stuck in places.

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Happy TC week to everyone!! Hopefully your agencies are doing something, if not know you are appreciated and we are all in this together!

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LETS TALK HEADSETS

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MEEP. Really didn’t think I passed.

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I made this, but I'm not laughing. Maybe I'm Pagliacci?

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Accurate

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My Department presented awards to two officers and one dispatcher, I couldn’t stop smiling all night lol

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Cannot describe how much I love seeing notes like this.

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Today was slow so I made a list for the general public

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My post cad is down for 4 hrs and I hate spillman with every fiber of my being - shift meal

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Hope everyone survived their 4th!

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I always enjoy the calm before the storm. Very few moments like this.

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I’m sure this has been posted, but it gets me every time.

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it’s not illegal to dress like a bunny 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Any idea what the heck NENA sent my center?

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Oh, you wanna dispatch from home? Sweet! Enjoy 20 jurisdictions (for less pay) instead of one.

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What is up with this...

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WPM

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Every time...

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Found this at someone’s house, I feel attacked lol

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For those of us that do 12's

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Been working back to back 16 hour shifts for the past month. How’s everyone been doing?

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Dispatch's least favorite key. Most stations have a little pile of these key caps that have been removed.

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Who else loves notating these calls?

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That's gonna be a no for me dog.

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Made these for my coworkers for National Public Safety Telecom Week!

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When a tour of the PD comes through and one of the idiots says, “Hope you have a QUIET night”

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I think we can all relate

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Being relief is nice.

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For those who use MPDS... a sneak peak of the new update

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Anyone had this yet?

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Some callers be like that sometimes

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It's the funny calls that make it better after all the insults

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You female dog!!!

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Every damn time

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The real hero

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All the best (TPS Interviewees)

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