Let’s play a game called “Separate husband’s breakfast from my breakfast” I wish I could have a chocolate muffin.

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Someone speaking the gospel

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Seems pretty accurate

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This exists only to torture me.

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Niiiiiice

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Me choosing to weigh myself on the first day of my period knowing it’s definitely going to send me into a total panic spiral

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This is what happens when it’s summer, it’s 90 degrees INSIDE your house, and your fave no cal drink goes on super sale. Things have gotten out of hand.

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When your boyfriend manages a Panera and offers to bring home anything, but your favorite cookie is literally 2/3s of your daily calories. Just a salad is fine, I guess...

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Minor inconvenience? Just throw the whole diet away.

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Have you ever been in the middle of cooking something healthy and just decide that you’d rather be hungry than eat it?

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i wake up half an hour early to allow for Shitting TimeTM️

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Ordered an extra salad with my sub the other day. There wasn’t a cup of dressing on the side so I assumed they didn’t read the note. They did, they just put it on the salad. 3 days worth of sog on my salad... there goes lunch

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100 calorie watermelon (1/4 watermelon) is fine I guess ugh

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Boyfriend bought donuts for his coworkers and told me he’d bring home leftovers. I was expecting just a couple, and yeah sure, I can fit a donut into my calories. BUT he came home with THIS. Lord beer me strength 🥵🥵🥵

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What it feels like going 50 calories over

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Yesterday I had enough calories left so I had an ENTIRE slice of pizza for dinner!

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I got something crunchy to put on my salad and after measuring out a serving am wondering if it’s even worth it.

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tfw you accidentally spend almost 200 calories on coffee creamer alone

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MRW I've just eaten my last meal for the day but then later someone else starts eating.

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Went to a coffee shop, treated myself to a donut since I had the deficit for one. After waiting for it 10 mins, I went back to the counter to ask. The guy apologizes and asks “two, right?” I said “no just the one”. He hands me a bag. I settle in and see this. Why you gotta do me like this my guy 😭

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Curse you, office mini muffins

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Found these cuties at Aldi this week. They were super tasty and only 70 calories each!

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I feel you, birb

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My coworkers set this up every Friday. It’s steps away from my desk. Lord have mercy

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So I might’ve went to the cheesecake factory last night

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My family when I start complaining about having to watch what I eat this year, probably

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I see no lie

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oh so you're on a diet? That means no pasta or carbs right? Me every single day:

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I don’t think these people have ever eaten a brownie 😡 I couldn’t even finish because it tasted like stale ass

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truly the devil’s breakfast

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Forgo the bun, cheese, chips, cookies, soda, and happiness at a BBQ and still walk away with a 545 calorie plate 🙃

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I started using the “Lose It!” App instead. It’s a much better app over all. But lol @ MFP’s saltiness.

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This is 175 cals/133 without flakes. stop torturing yourselves

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Is this a positive pattern?

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When you're female and been on 1200 for 8 months and lost 25lbs and your (male) partner decides to try 1600 for 2 weeks and they lose 12lbs.

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Family: Why don't you get a cheesecake!!!, You don't need to share, Get your own!

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Peek at my chips

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Cheat code. The formula for calories on cheat day is total kcal divided by 30 so it’s safe under 1200

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Feels bad man

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When you have hella cravings and can’t stop thinking about food... i spent 30 minutes doing damn APPLE ART

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Grandpa has enviable self-control

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I always feel like a calorie wizard/engineer when this happens

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broccoli soup, 80 calories. tastes as good as it looks

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My dog staring at the peanut butter jar...mood

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When both your boyfriend and your parents (who both know full well you’re counting calories) surprise you with lunch and also you have no self-control. Can’t wait until I can eat again tomorrow

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When you let someone else cook dinner... I thought it would be light he said, serving up a recipe with 2tbsp oil per portion

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Nuts are the literal Devil

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Tried making a list...whatever

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Discounted protein bars at walmart! Only 1 dollar

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MFP is bossy this morning...I heard you the first time!

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Made me think of you guys

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I don't know what I was doing... I just wanted to be healthy.

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Welp no more scanning items I guess for MFP. Anyone know of a good app where you can scan barcodes still?

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Baking is one of the only things I enjoy doing right now... but no family or friends live close enough to share 😭

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Tag yourself: I’m “stupid fucking app doesn’t work”

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I just finished grad school and went out celebrating and made an oopsie

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Popcorn labels are needlessly confusing. Someone please help me.

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Oh shut up, smart ass

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Posting in 1200isfineIguessugh because 1200isjerky doesn't allow cross-posts: A shot glass is the perfect dish for a serving of ice cream

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This is why I don't bake cakes while calorie counting - you can't let your cake get dry!

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$1 per extra veggie, highway robbery (Noodles & Co)

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Wow, I haven't really eaten anything at all today! Oh...

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I ate WHAT for lunch?

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When you’ve lost 140 pounds but your ex girlfriend says you were hotter when you were fat

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When you get breakfast for little kids and they eat like 3 bites and you’re left holding their food

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“Oops”

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Was 146 last week. And this is why you don’t go on a 4 day bender of shoving food in your mouth like there’s no tomorrow and drinking 750ml of vodka each night. 0/10 would not recommend.

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Guess which dumb burger is mine

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Been trying to lose weight with CICO again (put on weight in 2020..) and I made this low cal dessert ca. 87 kcal.

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One in a meloooon 🎶

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My weight lifter boyfriend’s 800+ calorie dessert. Sigh.

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I've been feening on these for the past 2 years, its Walgreens flavored sparkling water. It was only $1 up on til the inflation hit, but you can still get them for 2/$2. I'm surprised I haven't heard people talk about it

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Days like this keep me going, had the absolute worst day at work. I haven't actually finished the wine and I've only had 2 cookies but it's gonna be one of those nights. Back to it tomorrow

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You know what's more fun than CICO? Smug diet advice from trolls!

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Happy Valentine's Day!! For 45 calories I was reminded how much I hate this candy

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Had this delicious meal today, I originally logged it for about 1000 calories total, turns out the app scanner got the wrong meat type and instead of 230 kcal it's more like 530 kcals.

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Who is this fictional patient person waiting 28 minutes for a Hot Pocket?

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Sometimes I look at my plate compared to my partner’s and want to scream

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I feel this

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Me: Yay only 2kg to GW! Also me: Blows 400cal on leftover brandy tart before breakfast 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Stupid late night snack. I just want to burry my face in a bag of hot Cheetos

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MFP user reacting to a reminder to log their dinner (2016, colorized)

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dance the calories away

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My dad saved this for me last year & I just rediscovered it in my camera roll. Flipping #MOOD

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Guys.. I think I overdid it today..

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I'm cutting my coffee creamer ( God I love it too much) and have been experimenting all week. This has been the BEST one yet! Its like a Mexican hot chocolate! I heated up the milk and swiss miss together then added the coffee.

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When you get back on the scale after a holiday and libra totally over reacts 🤦🏻‍♀️ Less than helpful

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Just straight up frozen broad beans as a snack. Life is amazing.

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when your friends want to go to McDonald's but one (1) regular fries is 340 calories

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Flu season guys

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A FOOL.

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How on earth is Granola the first thing to come up when searching for low calorie cereal??????

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When it’s your period week

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Can you tell that I started my period?

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Me when I eat my mother's delicious high-calorie baked goods

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Finally, some sensible weight loss advice

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When you find a recipe that sounds delicious

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Absolute god-tier, less than 200 calories snack- bagel thins, tomato sauce, and cheese

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How do I... I'm just gonna write today off...

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It’s so hard to say no

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This explains so clearly how I feel about health and weight loss these days. I’m always doing something “wrong” and every John, Dick and Harry knows it because it’s “common sense”. Excuse me while I pull my hair out in the corner.

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Sorry if this doesn’t belong here but I’m just really surprised that the long Thanksgiving weekend with my family didn’t throw off my progress. So to anyone who feels bad after an evening where they go way over limit... I guess it really is true that one off day (or 4...) isn’t worth stressing over.

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BEHOLD! The brown chinese bag of *FAILURE*

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Today’s food journal entry is my entire feelings about this stupid diet

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Zero calories, zero everything except only 60mg of sodium. This can’t be good for you right? 😅

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Thank you Nestle Dibs for understanding that I'm going to eat aaaaall of you.

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My husband and I discovered Crosstown Doughnuts in London today... at least I tracked it all, right? 🤔

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How eating at a buffet looks like for me on 1200 calories...

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and haven't even had dinner. I need to get over this funk.

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When I’m hungry but am going out to lunch in an hour

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thank u for reminding me i have the caloric needs of a toddler 😤😤 /criesin5’0

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Not the best looking meal, but all of this for 379 calories!

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Well when you put it that way... (yay OMAD)

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Send help

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when you're a student who loves going out but you're also on a diet 🤦🏻

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Asking for a friend... 🤔

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One of those weeks

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My kid just sat down to eat breakfast next to me and this bagel smells so goddamn good UGHhhh

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The average person needs to consume between 3-5lbs. of food a day to feel satisfied.

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How is this fiber count possible?

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POPCORN I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE

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The struggle of individually weighing every layer for the pizza

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MFP always looking at the positive things

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My dinner vs my husband’s dinner

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Really feeling this subreddits name! I stopped exercising recently due to recent energy levels and decided to check my expected calorie intake 😭 SW: 140 GW: 110

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Don’t smoke weed kids!

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try this appetite supressing and 100% natural beverage without any calories! Feels like cheating

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Just @ me next time

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