I'm pretty much guaranteed a promotion and raise at this point.
I legitimately love this about my players
Me pitching my Dwarf Monk character idea to the party in Session 0
Honestly, I should have known better
Okay, hear me out....
Not bad for a 10 GP investment.
When your Cleric has done enough murderhoboing to piss off his own God, but still uses Divine Intervention
Introducing my new character to the party
Someone's Society has been sending entirely the wrong sorts of letters.
When both your character and the DM have a chaotic alignment
I think it's best for everyone if we just make this short detour.
There's always one...
Cabin in the Woods
Kenku personal finances
Hurry! It's getting away!!
Actions have consequences. ...and familiars have limited HP
Sometimes a Barbarian's gotta do what a Barbarian's gotta do
Bringing your kids with you when you go out shoplifting
I first found this friend of mine outside of Riverwood ages ago. This scrappy fellow tanked 8 different dragon priests and countless dragons, giants, trolls and mudcrabs for me...only to be felled by a bandit thug. Please, say a prayer for him, as he is surely in Sovengarde looking over us all.
Ring of the Grammarian. This one's a real homebody.
It's only going to be 3 pages. 4 tops.
Glad I watched Tremors so many times as a kid. Now I know what to do to escape those damn burrowing Radscorpions.
Of all the dark and horrible things I've encountered in the Fallout games, this is by far the most terrifying.
One night in the hotel
When you're a rogue but never get to do rogue things.
Not wearing eye pro
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
In The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, after Frodo is stung by the spider and and subsequently captured by the orcs, you can clearly see his nipple.
My feeling when my fellow party members complain about having nothing to do for their bonus action
Well, I guess I'm not a good friend.
I think she figured it out halfway through the question
I won't let you judge me.
Hey everyone! Check out my new parka!!
Jon tweeted a picture of his dinner, and if you look closely at the water bottle, you can vaguely see his face reflected on it.
To the Redditor who didn't see any urinals in the bathroom
For those of you who didn't go into the comment section of the SAP post about coconut oil lube and see /u/fiona63's advice
About 100 people I've never met now know I'm recently single.
Every damn time
She doesn't even change the names
Well, I guess I played some Factorio after getting home from Saint Pat's last night...
I like to think my manager put her in that office for just that reason
I think she gets off on me being there, listening.
Feel bad for the Lowes employee that had to clean this up
Pretty sure I was order number 83
No more Easy Mac for me. Tonight, it's Velveeta Shells and Cheese!!
Does anyone know what they are building around this aboveground storage tank?
I have no idea why I'm so proud of this, but I am.
You think you're pretty funny, don't you, Randy??
Long Term Relationship Barbie
I've got a Digiorno Pizza in the oven
This game really is gorgeous.
When a Wander joins my lone psychopath's colony.
Well, at least she's pretty.
God is helping her through this difficult situation
Juggalos make the best parents
Such a majestic display
The DangOreus Mod has really unlocked my inner spaghetti
DangOreus Ribbon World. Because I'm a glutton for punishment apparently.
It's an acquired talent
Did someone say Arrowhead South?
Found on a website with user-submitted puzzles. Not all comment sections on the internet need to be avoided.
Think it's about time I Poke her
My first ever City Build. Welcome to Lumberton, MO. A small town in the hills of the Ozarks.
Had a pretty good breakfast this morning
I watched this for a good 5 minutes. (possibly NSWF)
Never thought too many Mantises would be a bad thing. ...any way out of this?
6 of us, just sitting there in the conference room, waiting for someone else to say something.
So after a 10 month stretch of adventuring in Soltsteim, I return home to Markarth to find out my wife is pregnant.
Dude, they know to pass it back right?
I couldn't wait until Shitpost Saturday to post this
God revises one of his commandments after the ALDS
I really need to go to bed, BUT........
Damn you Reddit!!
What the hell is this??? Glitch?
Dude. Pizza is one of my interests too!!
Was about to console a friend with this until I realized how soul-crushingly depressing it was
That bright white watermark at the bottom of this streaming movie.
I've think I just spent several months accidentally flirting with a Hispanic man.
It seems the Mannequin Challenge craze has hit Skyrim too.
So sick of it
Operation Tidal Wave. 44 fields over Houston, TX.
Ingress Advice Mallard
North Korean family poses for a picture with Kim Jong Un
Platinum Recharger Problems
Not only are the teddy bears sentient...but they've discovered stealth technology.
I'm gonna get SO much karma next year!
Got this text from my mother. She's visiting my house for a few days and I guess she wanted to bake something.
Sure it was an awkward couple of minutes, but who poops in the narrow stall if they don't have to?
A guy two rows in front of me figured this out the hard way. Blood everywhere.
My brother is living in the stone age.
Currently binge watching on Netflix
First World Problems
Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
Yep, that's an alligator's tail.
I don't blame the karma whores, I blame all of you
Kinky in the Kitchen really tugged at my heart strings
To the guy I overheard at the taco shop
I knew I wasn't going to get any Trick or Treaters, and used it as an excuse.
Like, what if I choose the wrong one?
Saw this in the grocery store parking lot
TIL 'So, who's the father?' is not an appropriate question after a pregnancy announcement.
Just got HBO Go
After showing my dad Reddit last week, he texted me today to tell me he posted his first meme to r/AdviceAnimals
First World Problems ft. Jennifer Lawrence
All of you people bragging about what you're giving up for lent
Having recently moved to Texas, sitting here on NYE, I just don't know...
If you've found differently, please let me know
Went back and watched a few episodes of Entourage
Feels like I'm Public Enemy #1 in Texas
Yeah, I get the difference, but still...