Maybe this is why some GMs just roll on random tables VS trying to carefully pick magic items the players will enjoy....2yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Bonus points if you took the alert feat just so you can loot the bodies first...4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
What was your favorite mundane character and how did they get sucked into adventuring?4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Who would win? An assassin master of the shadow arts or one little math rock.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Seeing the players having a blast in your game can be more gratifying than being a player yourself5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words.... yeah words hurt too.5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Don't worry, sleeping in the dirt with zero medical attention will clear it right up3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
The fighters got plans, the clerics got plans. They're schemers... schemers trying to control their little worlds.5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'll let you in on a secret- sometimes the DM asks because they're having trouble remembering too.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Rules for a system I played 10 years ago? Easy! My coworkers name? Impossible!4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Yes it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years for I am a master of deception!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
How it feels making a MAD (multiple attribute dependent) melee character3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Listen, just because you, as a player, are tracking the party loot doesn't mean that your character is holding all of the gold and can steal from the party4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Don't get me started on the new sorcerer who sneezed and accidentally summoned a unicorn5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Weep not, for they will live on as important NPCs in future campaigns....3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Fantasy Football is just D&D for NFL nerds.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Uh, yeah, these majestic beasts are the offspring of a Pidgetaur and Centgeon...... Now when do I get paid?4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'll be hydrated for the TPK... so I've got that going for me, which is nice.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
When you have a deflect missiles hammer, every problem looks like a ranged weapon attack nail!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
The dragon waiting 1 minute for the sphere to drop is like me pacing in front of the microwave.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Don't worry, a full night's rest will clear that stab wound right up3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I can cite rules from a system I haven't played in over a decade, but gods help me if I need to remember a coworker's name.5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I know what you're thinking. 'Did he Divine Smite six spell slots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself...3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? The ICE AGE! - my frost themed character4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Getting carded for the next 60 years is doing to suck, but hey, no arthritis!4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
It's even better when you have to switch between drastically different voices!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
If your players could only have 2 of the 3 traits, which two would you want them to have?5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
The worst part is you just know the Bard is going to come in and drop em with a cantrip!4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
With 12 core classes, each with many sub-classes, there are literally thousands of unique multiclass opportunities!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
It's like they're trying to fit a square peg in a round hole, but we're playing Uno.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
We both know I have to kill you now. You'll just have to imagine the fire...4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I tried to take the item back but they've become too powerful to control....4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'm not getting paid enough for this...I went to wizard college, I have a Master's degree!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Rolling that poorly is still very impressive, statistically speaking.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
If you EVER call attention to a statue, the players are going to assume it's a hazard.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
D&D is all about speed...hot nasty badass speed - Eleanor Roosevelt.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
And to think, just a week ago you were fighting giant rats for a handful of coppers.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
It's considered robbery when you start asking for intimidate checks instead of persuasion5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Lysanderoth, you were behind all this! Myesss it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years.....3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
90% of your spells are intended to kill people, what kind of Wizarding school did you go to?!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Players finding solutions that the DM never even considered is a hallmark of D&D4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Who wastes Spellslots casting spells when you can use them for Combat Wild Shape? . . . Credit for the art used for this meme goes to Cryophase4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory was actually a dungeon crawl devised by the DM to teach his unruly players a lesson.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I actually love my group: find players that makes you look like the GM in the photo :)3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
... As time slows down and your character's life begins to pass before your eyes...4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
That's a nice fireball you have there, it would be a shame if someone only took 1/4 damage from it.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
... I'm actually a secret Prince that had to flee his country because of a coup led by my uncle...5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Do you think the gods stay in heaven because they too live in fear of what they created?3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
An 8d6 fireball deals 28 points of damage, on average and yet you somehow managed 12.5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...I need some armor, so fund me maybe!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
It only targets creatures that you can see? I must have missed that part!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
If the players ever bring up a plot hole, just give a wry smile and either don't say anything or say something mysterious like Is that so?. They'll think it's part of the story.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
That's a nice 5th level magic missile you've got there, it would be a shame if something were to block it!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sooner or later, your past catches up to you.... So fill it with as much roleplay potential as possible!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
You ever have play in a game that simultaneously leaves you both psyched and anxious about the next session?4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Having a welcome, loving, and safe table can be very healing. I hope you have one to be at this winter. If not, you can always come chat with ours.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
They say being passionate about something is attractive, right? .....RIGHT!?3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
The final clue was that you used black paper and white ink for your character sheet3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Shout-out to all the DMs who were willing to run and helped create a new generation of D&D lovers.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Teaches me for not responding to that chain letter after I opened my umbrella under that ladder.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Bugbears are neither bugs nor bears...and don't even get me started on Flumphs.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Remember that if you describe something in more than passing detail, that signals to your players that it's important.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
