And you know what this Dwarf says to that? Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul!
Please support the people who make your hobby possible!
Step 1: Make the party love the NPC. Step 2: Take everything from them.
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?
The alert feat: ruining surprise parties since 2014
Can I offer you some necromancy during this trying time?
4 on 1 eh? Then it's an even fight.
What's the opposite of death by 1000 paper-cuts?
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays! Me.......Roll Initiative.
The Hippocratic oath doesn't say that I have to like you....
Then you flex by completing your whole turn in like 10 seconds
It never hurts to double check!
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the 4d6 bludgeoning damage.
Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by call lightning?
It's all fun and games until your healing gets counterspelled.
My gut tells me that we should hit it with lightning. Plants hate lightning.
You fight like a young man, nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.
Are you not entertained?!
Not another shopping episode, please!
What a stunning turn of events! Am I too late for the monk memes?
I probably know more about the fictional history of our D&D worlds than I do about most countries
Per the rules, you can recover half of your expended ammunition after each fight. Mathematically that means you'll never actually run out! Check-mate Dungeon Master, unlimited ammo unlocked!
That's a nice boss encounter you've got there.... it would be a shame if someone yeeted it to another plane of existence.
Spell slots? I have two Fireball slots, if that's what you mean.
Find something to pass the time, like learning the bagpipes.
...I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil....with a fucking PENCIL.
The shopping episodes would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.....
MENSA, eat your heart out.
Having a well adjusted normal character thrust into extraordinary situations is honestly more interesting!
D&D is love...D&D is LIFE
Fool me 37 times....
Rip and tear, until it is done - my d4
Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it.
Then they ask ...How much HP do you have? . . . .
Twice the pride, double the fall!
The Glory Kills from Doom are a constant inspiration
But I've seen a finger painting of a lion... Once
That dam is gonna burst once they hit level two though...
Giving thanks for all the great DMS that bring these games to life!
They will learn our peaceful ways.... by force!
Better hope you brought the right potion of resistance!
Darmaknu is totally cool, they mentioned a debt, but I think they just want me to help them move!
Want to play a Cleric or Fighter? Why not both!?
The hunter has become the hunted
I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!
Oh boy! You can't spell slaughter without laughter, haha!
The wealth will trickle down to the villagers, don't worry.
Be sure to let your GM what you enjoy about their games!
Just look at the flowers Meaz'za!
Who would win? An assassin master of the shadow arts or one little math rock.
Seeing the players having a blast in your game can be more gratifying than being a player yourself
We're really not all that different, you and I....
Sometimes I think the players are the real monsters.
Bonus points if you took the alert feat just so you can loot the bodies first...
What was your favorite mundane character and how did they get sucked into adventuring?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words.... yeah words hurt too.
The fighters got plans, the clerics got plans. They're schemers... schemers trying to control their little worlds.
and then, with a fearsome roar, the vacuum emerges from the basement. Roll for initiative!
Yes it was I! My machinations lay undetected for years for I am a master of deception!
Looks like meat's back on the menu!
What's a little fire damage between friends?
Go read your dusty tomes, Wiznerd!
Listen, just because you, as a player, are tracking the party loot doesn't mean that your character is holding all of the gold and can steal from the party
They used shield, right...Right?
Don't get me started on the new sorcerer who sneezed and accidentally summoned a unicorn
Rules for a system I played 10 years ago? Easy! My coworkers name? Impossible!
I'll be hydrated for the TPK... so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
I think that enemy got the POINT *Stabs guy with sword*
When you have a deflect missiles hammer, every problem looks like a ranged weapon attack nail!
I can cite rules from a system I haven't played in over a decade, but gods help me if I need to remember a coworker's name.
What do we say to the God of Death? Counterspell.
Getting carded for the next 60 years is doing to suck, but hey, no arthritis!
People who are guilty of this, you know who you are.
It's even better when you have to switch between drastically different voices!
I dare you to name a more iconic duo!
Uh, yeah, these majestic beasts are the offspring of a Pidgetaur and Centgeon...... Now when do I get paid?
The anticipation is killing me!
If your players could only have 2 of the 3 traits, which two would you want them to have?
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.
What's your THACO?
Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? The ICE AGE! - my frost themed character
The worst part is you just know the Bard is going to come in and drop em with a cantrip!
Have you so little faith in your own people?
bUt itS wHAt mY cHaRActEr WouLd dO!
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a D&D kid.
With 12 core classes, each with many sub-classes, there are literally thousands of unique multiclass opportunities!
If you're not first, you're last!
Nothing quite like reducing 60 points of damage down to 15.
Lit, a ring of haste would be.
Looks like it will be 2d4+2 on my turn!
It's all fun and games until someone gets turned to dust
I tried to take the item back but they've become too powerful to control....
You thought darkness was your ally.....
Time to go buy a lottery ticket!
I'm not getting paid enough for this...I went to wizard college, I have a Master's degree!
We both know I have to kill you now. You'll just have to imagine the fire...
I should have read the fine print on that Wish spell...
It's considered robbery when you start asking for intimidate checks instead of persuasion
D&D is all about speed...hot nasty badass speed - Eleanor Roosevelt.
It's like they're trying to fit a square peg in a round hole, but we're playing Uno.
My ability to speak to fish is of no use here!
90% of your spells are intended to kill people, what kind of Wizarding school did you go to?!
It's a story as old as time
Players finding solutions that the DM never even considered is a hallmark of D&D
You really gotta get em hooked with the pilot episode!
And to think, just a week ago you were fighting giant rats for a handful of coppers.
Everyone has a preferred character archetype - what's yours?
Probably shouldn't tell them that I'm college of whispers...
Who wastes Spellslots casting spells when you can use them for Combat Wild Shape? . . . Credit for the art used for this meme goes to Cryophase
... As time slows down and your character's life begins to pass before your eyes...
Twice the pride, double the fall.
That's a nice fireball you have there, it would be a shame if someone only took 1/4 damage from it.
Auto-crit with every hit + multiclass with Monk = winning
... I'm actually a secret Prince that had to flee his country because of a coup led by my uncle...
I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness!
Back in my day, adventurers respected their villains!
An 8d6 fireball deals 28 points of damage, on average and yet you somehow managed 12.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...I need some armor, so fund me maybe!
I worship but one deity, and thine name be Overkill.
It only targets creatures that you can see? I must have missed that part!
Now is the winter of our discontent
That's a nice 5th level magic missile you've got there, it would be a shame if something were to block it!
The magical equivalent of sleeping under the blankets
Sooner or later, your past catches up to you.... So fill it with as much roleplay potential as possible!
Disclaimer: No innocents were harmed in the making of this meme.
You ever have play in a game that simultaneously leaves you both psyched and anxious about the next session?
A gentleman on the streets, a freak in the character sheets
Slow and steady brings the RAGE
I believe I can see the future, cuz I repeat the same routine.
Having a welcome, loving, and safe table can be very healing. I hope you have one to be at this winter. If not, you can always come chat with ours.
This is what I call a pro-gamer move
The Barbarian with Feral Instinct would like a word with you
If the players ever bring up a plot hole, just give a wry smile and either don't say anything or say something mysterious like Is that so?. They'll think it's part of the story.
Talk the the hand cause the DM don't give a damn (I actually do)
Shout-out to all the DMs who were willing to run and helped create a new generation of D&D lovers.
Remember that if you describe something in more than passing detail, that signals to your players that it's important.
Repeat after me: It's not railroading, it's FATE
I appreciate her calling though, it was a nice jester
If you could have any fictional weapon from fantasy or SciFi, what would it be?
And then there is the panic of actually going first
Bugbears are neither bugs nor bears...and don't even get me started on Flumphs.
Why can't I hold all of these d8s?
Not all of us have the time to cultivate a verdant garden of imagination, Ina!
Yeah sex is cool, but have you landed the killing blow on the boss of a really hard encounter?
Do as I say, not as I do....
Bonus action ranged healing is still hot.
Who introduced you to Tabletop Role-playing? What was the first system you tried?
You've all taken to evil so quickly, and with such minimal prompting!
Change a few details and no one will know the difference