What other monsters are way more dangerous than their CR would indicate?2yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Step 1: Make the party love the NPC. Step 2: Take everything from them.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me because your action economy doesn't allow it3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Mauled by an owlbear? Sleep it off. Partially digested by an ooze? Sleep it off.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Nothing beats the feeling of joy when the players compliment your location names.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Bonus points if they always put you on night watch even though your perception sucks3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
It's even better when you didn't have much prepared for that session.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
So you're fine with magic robots that can shapeshift into animals, but falling damage breaks your verisimilitude?3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Not to worry, an early TPK just takes the campaign in a new and exciting direction!3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays! Me.......Roll Initiative.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Your enemies are as numerous as they are ferocious; their attacks are devastating. Survival is not guaranteed4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Little do you know, she also runs a weekly game over at the Retirement Community4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
My gut tells me that we should hit it with lightning. Plants hate lightning.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by call lightning?4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
You fight like a young man, nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
How it feels explaining what D&D is to someone who has never played.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
They said wear something nice, and this is the most expensive suit I own!3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I hereby submit this sworn affidavit in the form of a text conversation as Exhibit A of your Vow.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
I probably know more about the fictional history of our D&D worlds than I do about most countries4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
That's a nice boss encounter you've got there.... it would be a shame if someone yeeted it to another plane of existence.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Zip it Wizard with your big words and your small....difficult...words!3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Per the rules, you can recover half of your expended ammunition after each fight. Mathematically that means you'll never actually run out! Check-mate Dungeon Master, unlimited ammo unlocked!4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
We all know that deer in the headlights look they get when it's their turn....4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
These are the types of plans that take an hour to come up with in real life and will be abandoned immediately2yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
The shopping episodes would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.....4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
....and after futilely trying 3 other things that won't work, they just end up casting a cantrip.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
...I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil....with a fucking PENCIL.4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Wizard: How many arrows did you bring? Ranger: All of them!...like, 11.....4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Hey Dragon, are you getting enough cardio? Because you seem to be *puts on sunglasses* out of breath3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
When your plot is just a collection of loose ideas held together by hours of winging it4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
A Commoner has 4HP and an AC of 10 , while a Swarm of Ravens has 24HP, an AC 12 and is resistant to multiple damage types & conditions......3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Does anyone else remember the Amulet of Ooze Riding from 3rd Edition?3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Having a well adjusted normal character thrust into extraordinary situations is honestly more interesting!4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Unfortunately, you didn't pay attention in Abyssal 101 and can only ask where the bathroom is4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Here's my interpretation, or as I like to call it, the correct interpretation.3yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
You want to play a Clawfoot Raptor that had the Awaken spell cast on it? THAT'S AWESOME!2yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
Darmaknu is totally cool, they mentioned a debt, but I think they just want me to help them move!5yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
and then, with a fearsome roar, the vacuum emerges from the basement. Roll for initiative!4yr ⋅ TheRealJustice ⋅ r/dndmemes
