How to drive in snow
Blob seal pillow
My kid wanted me to try out a recipe of his. He walked me through it. Behold, the hot dog sandwich.
A dolphin past time
Car AC broken? Just get some pvc pipes!
This lady got a mask with penises on them. If someone lets her know she has penises on her mask, she knows they are too close!
The longer you look, the more terrifying it is
Regal kitty... Norwegian Forest cat
Sea Creature tea bags
My trusty TI-83 Plus calculator. Got it in 7th grade in 1999, and it is now a permanent fixture on my desk at work
How to remember which way is the correct way!
My kid needed a haircut but refused to pick out a style, saying it had to be a 64 style (he's into that number) so I picked out the identical pics I showed him but I had drawn the number 64 on them. He went with #64.
I painted the vent above my bed so I could sleep under the stars
Petition to add Dr. Phil cardboard cutout to the game!!
As a form of punishment, this woman decides she will chop of the paw of her own dog
When you see it....
OC: Ice Cream Sundae Fudge (sliced up update)
Illustrator Yaoyao Ma As made a series of drawings portraying the delights of living alone
My son loves to play pretend kitchen. This year for Christmas I made him a Panera sign, as requested.
Translation: oh no, a parrot has died due to high temperatures....ah, no, it's just corn. 🌽
This giant box of cereal marshmallows
I was the idiot who drove through this flooded underpass, water was up to the door handle. Needless to say I totaled it.
Fun with measuring: Canadian Style
How to swear in the workplace. I work in a corporate environment, and I giggle to myself anytime I hear these phrases
I remember this list, or something like it, being shared around the early 2000s. It was funny then, but not so funny now....
I was reading a library book to my son at bedtime. It's about a fire fighting boat. Then, the story changed.....was not ready for that.
Credit goes to Culpeo Fox on Deviant art
Why TF would you tattoo your dog? Why.....
I painted my steering wheel emblem with holographic nail polish. This is what it looks like on a sunny day
I likes pizza toos
Found this on Facebook. It's not their job to temp the chicken?!
I made myself into a plague doctor, it's functional enough to wear in public. I added some pink aviators, but I may get some steam punk goggles
Battery operated heated pants for that someone who is always cold
Maybe this one you COULD? (Source: u/commonvanilla)
Holding Hands For The Last Time
After two long days at work that included an overnight away from home, I come back to my car only to find out it was broken into and trashed. And the only thing they took was an iPod with baby pictures on it.
Thanks, I hate Real Ken Doll
Why is this toy a thing?!
Forbidden Oops All Berries
I painted my mitzubishi steering wheel emblam with nail polish...now is 1000% better
I'll give an upvote to whoever guesses this character; pretty proud of this little guy
Those poor bastards
New sign at my movie theater
I've finally made it