This shiny McDonald's
Listen, my children
This is my friends mom, Smokey the bear, and a cub who was burned in a forest fire. They report that he is a good boi and is getting lots of love and rest and kisses and will be fully rehabilitated.
Park your boners here
My Mother of Thousands and all her babes.
Give me head til I'm dead
She's still on her weekend bender.
Getting settled in NYC! We need your curtain and rug suggestions. The piece going under the TV is a heavy/pretty black piece to balance the heavy TV. Everything is gray/black/blonde so we are thinking we need a color pop somewhere.
So for whatever reason this guy I havent spoken to since high school decided to send me a picture of his nest.
This woman's response to a celebrity's daughter passing this weekend. 😵
Me: Mom, it's picture day! My mom: I got you fam
Racist Florida man likes a good whimsical story.
Lets just cut out that pesky middle man.
[I ate] a Thor burger. Two beef patties, a ground bacon patty, actual bacon, plenty of pickled veggies and cheese, and a Krispy Kreme donut.
My best friend and I are traveling Croatia's Dalmation Coast for 17 days to celebrate our 20 year friendaversary! It's her first time backpacking or trying to travel light so I made her this list to help her (and me) organize.
One of my students drew her cast of characters from NaNoWriMo!