To quote my player: He committed the gravest sin an NPC can. Having something that I want.3yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/dndmemes
In retrospect, we didn't see a few of those NPCs again after they went off with her...1yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/dndmemes
Dammit, who let Murderhobo off his leash? You were supposed to be watching him.4yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/dndmemes
When you ask the DM to arrange something so you can roll that new character4yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: That's a 6 on Persuasion. The shopkeeper refuses to give you a discount.4yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/dndmemes
The only thing that goes down faster than a Wizard's HP is a Bard's pants4yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/dndmemes
Farming Poetics and hitting up Idyllshire to rebuy level 60 gear for Gunbreaker and Dancer.5yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/ffxiv
In Tremors, Burt warns everyone the government could try to take their land by eminent domain. In Tremors 3, after the graboids (monsters) are added to the endangered species list, the government men threaten to do just that.6yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Unless it's TR-8R. Then he'll just beat you with a stun stick, you traitor.8yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/StarWars
Not sure everyone visiting my blog realizes I can see their search history.6yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/overlord
I tell my friends I'm sick and they're like, You're still good to hang though, right?10yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/mylittlepony
Dad affectionately referred to this little guy as garlic frog at dinner. (x-post from r/funny)9yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/pokemon
The Walmart in my small college town was sold out of something I needed, so I went to Kmart10yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Got lucky at the crane game tonight. Hope she doesn't mind her shelfmate...8yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/mylittlepony
Whoever is doing the Ben & Jerry's night in my dorm did not think this through10yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/funny
A customer's response after being told the custom cable he wants does not exist.7yr ⋅ MrJokster ⋅ r/iamverysmart
