So I was just flying along doing bird stuff when all of a sudden...6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/nonononoyes
When Austin Romine finally gets to bat while his brother, Andrew, is behind the plate6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
12 year old boy ignores bullies for 8 years and grows his hair out so he can donate it for cancer patients6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
HMC while I handstand into a faceplant so I can twerk for the crowd6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/holdmycosmo
WCGW if I skateboard down the middle of the street late at night?7yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
Check out the size of this tire being hauled inside this truck5yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
You're gonna have to actually hit the pinata if you want any candy6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
You gotta get your shit together Hana if you ever wanna land the right guy6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Stack of concrete wall forms knocks worker fucking right through the neighbor's fence6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/HadToHurt
Check Derrick Henry’s high school stats especially his senior year4yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/Fantasy_Football
You only see the regret for just a moment, but he will never cut his own hair again6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/instant_regret
WCGW if I play Dizzy Bat while we're up on the roof drinking beer6yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/Whatcouldgowrong
Video shows tree crashing into Calvert County home (No serious injuries)4yr ⋅ Morty_Goldman ⋅ r/maryland
