It smells like fire too
Look at the picture
We really need to work on this
Glue Gun Stanley
There was a slight misunderstanding when I asked for some head tho
Bear chested at Wal-Mart
He's always shocked when they answer a loaded question accordingly
Funny because my wife just went with her friends
Anyways happy Halloween
Some people just have swagger
You can see the terror in their eyes
What they said
When the side chick has the potential to be the main chick
Anything is an option
I learned how to draw a dick before I could even write my name
Don't tell me how to live my life
How dare you
Like 100 sex
My OHH face
He may not be the hero we want, but he's the hero we need.
I'm blue without you
At first I was like woah but then I was like woah
Getting rich off of others misfortune
Jack ohhhh lantern
My hands are tide
If I can't nobody can
56 is still a lot
How high can a high person really jump?
American politics in a nutshell
Did you just pull a coin out of that child's ear?
My wedding cake
She crashed into the wall, and took a nap.
Don't be a dead fuck
Look what I can do
Tell me why
Thanks, I hate pelican yawns.
Electron double slit
Detroit police trying to fight the war on drugs
Just want you to blow air out of your nose
My first crawfish boil turned out great.
He's only brave because he doesn't understand the dangers they are putting him in
Same shit different day
It happens sometimes
People I may know... Finally found one in the wild
Any other way just seems dirty
Simple, yet brutal!
The sad thing is most welfare recipients are minimum wage workers that work 40 hours a week, pay taxes, and still can't feed their families. It really is sad how we constantly shame poor people in this country.
Don't push me cuz I'm close to the edge
How the hell does that even happen?
What a dick
Talking trash is one thing, but comparing a little girl to Nazi is definitely trashy.
To have a beautiful day
That damn chair
Porn Hub fucked us all up
I'm this white
7 pumps and Taco Bell
Fix the damn money
The game: what does it say
How many do you see?
Fear mongering racist believes equality is putting future white generations at risk
To be metal